Rock Paper Scissors - Rochambeau (roshambo)
Theree are many names for this age-old game…see the Wikipedia Entry for Rock Paper Scissors…but I couldn’t get past this snippet of argument emailed around some time ago. I must say that there is some familiarity with the argument and style of writing…whoever wrote this is a person of my own heart.
Filed under Random Stuff, Funny...or not, Uncategorized | Comment (0)You might be a redneck if…..in Oct 07
It makes me wonder how Jeff Foxworthy managed to come up with enough scenarios for one year, let alone several…
- The velvet paintings in your house were bought from an art dealer on the side of the highway
- You’ve ever changed your baby on the hood of a car
- Your favourite topless bar is the one where your daughters work
- Your primary income involves pigs or manure
- You think “Chablis” is the name of last month’s Playboy centrefold
- Your dogs are still chasing your car a mile down the road
- You own all the components of a soap-on-a-rope except the soap
- You can tell your car is low on oil by looking at the garage floor
- The only vegetable in your diet is the pickle on a Big Mac
- You’ve ever shot at a NO HUNTING sign
- The passengers enter your vehicle through the driver’s-side door
- All of your cousins are kissing cousins
- The receipt for your car’s tune-up is more than two pages long
- Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve
- All of your golf balls come in an egg carton
- You’ve ever laid rubber while traveling in a funeral procession
- Your living room curtains are beach towels (or sheets)
- You were born with a plastic spoon in your mouth
- You taught your children how to play “Pull My Finger”
- Your best coon hound gets a birthday present and your wife doesn’t
- You cut your toenails in front of company
- Your car is permanently covered in paw prints
- You have Mason jars with stuff the FBI can’t identify
- You list “staring” as one of your hobbies
- You dated your daddy’s current wife in high school
- You have no hubcaps on your car because you’re using them to feed your hunting dogs
- You’ve ever ordered a bucket of skin from KFC
Eurofighter Drag Race
Top Gear Fans will love this…..
Check out Richard Hammond driving a Bugatti Veyron in a one mile race against a Eurofighter Typhoon jet.
Awesome huh?!
Filed under Random Stuff, Uncategorized | Comment (0)I’m not a dancer….I’m just drunk
There are so many times that I could use this phrase, and anyone who knows me can confirm that.
I know this drunk driver clip has been round the traps a few times but it’s great. Check out this dude’s dexterity…amazing for someone so intoxicated.
I don’t know if I can dance this well after a few drinks, but I would hope to god that my choreography is a lot better.
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