Rock Paper Scissors - Rochambeau (roshambo)

March 25th, 2008

Theree are many names for this age-old game…see the Wikipedia Entry for Rock Paper Scissors…but I couldn’t get past this snippet of argument emailed around some time ago. I must say that there is some familiarity with the argument and style of writing…whoever wrote this is a person of my own heart.

You might be a redneck if…..in Oct 07

March 19th, 2008

It makes me wonder how Jeff Foxworthy managed to come up with enough scenarios for one year, let alone several…

  • The velvet paintings in your house were bought from an art dealer on the side of the highway
  • You’ve ever changed your baby on the hood of a car
  • Your favourite topless bar is the one where your daughters work
  • Your primary income involves pigs or manure
  • You think “Chablis” is the name of last month’s Playboy centrefold
  • Your dogs are still chasing your car a mile down the road
  • You own all the components of a soap-on-a-rope except the soap
  • You can tell your car is low on oil by looking at the garage floor
  • The only vegetable in your diet is the pickle on a Big Mac
  • You’ve ever shot at a NO HUNTING sign
  • The passengers enter your vehicle through the driver’s-side door
  • All of your cousins are kissing cousins
  • The receipt for your car’s tune-up is more than two pages long
  • Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve
  • All of your golf balls come in an egg carton
  • You’ve ever laid rubber while traveling in a funeral procession
  • Your living room curtains are beach towels (or sheets)
  • You were born with a plastic spoon in your mouth
  • You taught your children how to play “Pull My Finger”
  • Your best coon hound gets a birthday present and your wife doesn’t
  • You cut your toenails in front of company
  • Your car is permanently covered in paw prints
  • You have Mason jars with stuff the FBI can’t identify
  • You list “staring” as one of your hobbies
  • You dated your daddy’s current wife in high school
  • You have no hubcaps on your car because you’re using them to feed your hunting dogs
  • You’ve ever ordered a bucket of skin from KFC

Eurofighter Drag Race

March 7th, 2008

Top Gear Fans will love this….. 

Check out Richard Hammond driving a Bugatti Veyron in a one mile race against a Eurofighter Typhoon jet.

Awesome huh?!

I’m not a dancer….I’m just drunk

March 5th, 2008

There are so many times that I could use this phrase, and anyone who knows me can confirm that.

I know this drunk driver clip has been round the traps a few times but it’s great.  Check out this dude’s dexterity…amazing for someone so intoxicated.

I don’t know if I can dance this well after a few drinks, but I would hope to god that my choreography is a lot better.