You might be a redneck if…in Sep 07
February 13th, 2008
- You’ve ever participated in a burp-off
- You own ever Boxcar Willie album
- Your school bus carried a radar detector
- Your plumbing makes poltergeist noises
- Your third-grade class had a no-smoking section
- There is a restraining order on your pets
- You lost money betting on the Lingerie Bowl
- The emergency room nurse knows everyone in your family by name
- The pizza delivery man won’t come to your house without bringing the police with him
- Drying your clothes depends upon the weather
- Everything you won at the fair is hanging from your rearview mirror
- You have grease under your toenails
- You work without your shirt on and so does your husband
- You think truffles are a brand of potato chips
- You’re running a business from a pay phone
- You can count to eleven on your fingers
- A significant portion of your income is spent on table dances
- The auto junkyard calls you to get spare parts
- Your TV remote control is your son, Junior
- A different cat sleeps on your head each night
- Every time the wind blows, you find shingles in your yard
- You’ve ever told a bride, “You clean up pretty good.”
- Your most expensive bottle of liquor doesn’t have a label
- The church social committee is afraid to meet at your house
- You bum a dip from your mother
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