You might be a redneck if…..in Jun07

October 24th, 2007

My favourite is the tank top….I wonder if Jeff Foxworthy is speaking from experience when he comes up with these.

You actually wear shoes your dog brought home
The last time you took your wife to the movies, she had to hide in the truck
You’ve ever used hairspray to kill flying bugs
You deliberately run over other people’s golf balls with your golf cart
You’ve ever FedExed beef jerky
You have a relative living in your garage
Half of your car is a Cadillac
Your mobile home has a loft
Your toothbrush is a hand-me-down
Your anniversasry dinner included pickled pig’s feet
You’ve ever relieved yourself in your neighbour’s yard
You’ve ever worked in your garden with a kitchen fork
Your dad taught you how to elude a pack of trailing bloodhounds
You’ve ever gotten carbon monoxide poisoning while driving your vehicle
Your standard of living improves when you go camping
The only thing not rusted in your yard is the pinwheels on either side of the driveway
You’ve ever been hunting on a tractor
You have a fence in your yard but it’s not up
You’ve driven over 100 miles to look at a hog
You’ve ever vacationed in a rest area
Your mother thinks you should have become a surgeon because of the ease and confidence you have with the deep-fat fryer
Your grandmother wears a tank top without a bra
Your high school graduation was the headline of the local paper

Filed under Funny...or not, Uncategorized | Comment (0)