You might be a redneck if….in Feb07

February 2007 was a good month for Jeff Foxworthy…..

• The ATM starts laughing when you walk up to it
• You’ve eaten a Big Mac as an “appetiser”
• You do Civil War re-enactments by yourself
• The only time you skydived, it wasn’t on purpose
• Starting your car wakes at least 12 cats
• You always need quarters for something
• You think people with grass in their yards are uppity
• The first time you danced with your wife, it cost you $20
• You’ve been in a fist fight at a yard sale
• Your most romantic moment happened at a drive-thru
• You’ve lived the last ten years with shotgun pellets
• The air freshener in your car was in there when you bought it
• Your car’s anti-theft device is the way it looks
• You’ve woken yourself up while breaking wind
• You own more CBs than CDs
• People have grown weary of telling you that your pants are unzipped
• You frisk everyone at your family reunions
• The place where you vacationed last year won’t allow you to come back this year
• The only “push-up” you know about is sold in the ice cream section
• Three generations of your family are currently working at McDonald’s
• You asked the preacher to repeat the question during your wedding vows
• You have to roll up your sleeve and look at your arm to spell your wife’s name

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