Australian Citizenship Application Exam

These are the questions that should be answered by all who want to be Aussies. 

1. LANGUAGE
1-1 Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term “died in the arse”?

1-2 What is a mole?

1-3 Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?

1-4 Explain the following passage: “In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a bit of biffo.”

2. CUSTOMS
2-1 Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?

2-2 Complete the following sentences:
a) “If the van’s rockin’ don’t bother …
b) You’re going home in the back of a …
c) Fair suck of the …

2-3 I’ve had a gutful and I can’t be fagged. Discuss

2-4 Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?

2-5 Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard “up on blocks”? Is his name Keith and does he have a wife called Cheryl?

3. FOOD
3-1 Does your family regularly eat a dish involving mincemeat, cabbage, curry powder and a packet of chicken noodle soup called either chow mein, chop suey or kai see ming?

3-2 What are the ingredients in a rissole?

3-3 Demonstrate the correct procedure for eating a Tim Tam.

3-4 Do you have an Aunty Myrna who is famous for her tuna mornay and other dishes involving a can of cream of celery soup?

3-5 In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else’s beer that has been nicked from a bath full of ice?

3-6 When you go to a bring- your-own-meat barbie can you eat other people’s meat or are you only allowed to eat your own?

3-7 What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter “b” is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?

4. CULTURE
4-1 Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?

4-2 Is it possible to “prang a car” while doing “circle work”?

4-3 Who would you like to crack on to?

4-4 Who is the most Australian: Kevin “Bloody” Wilson, John “True Blue” Williamson, Kylie Minogue or Warnie?

4-5 Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?

4-6 Would you love to have a beer with Duncan? 

Sounds fair dinkum to me…..

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